Drunk EBay buy

This is what I get for going on eBay after going out to a bar. It came shipped from china and had it's time perfectly set to my timezone. P.s. Grandpa's in the background!

Make your own Kait and Jeff vintage note!

If you ever wondered where it started, this is clearly circa 4th or 5th grade...








Just figure out how to print them out on opposite sides of the paper and you are good.

New Genitals Concept

Yes.

I have decided.

Rather than:

I wish that my vagina's placement were like this:

Beneficial for several reasons, mainly not having to make a single movement during intercourse, or how I like to say, just get it over with.

The obvious secondary benefit? Advancement in aiming urine stream, of course.

Runner up: Simply insert tampon without having to burrow while standing up (for the busy woman on the go.)

My home kait, my home.

homes i want to live in:

i wish this was real. if it was and it was really only three quarters of a million dollars i would devote my life to trying to aquire it. think about it. if aliens are real there's no possible way they could not abduct you from this house.

all of these

wait, this one

oh and this bed "which time magazine elected best invention of 2006"! and which costs .85 million dollars more than the volcano house i mentioned first. imagine how awesome they would be together... but oh shoot! what if i can't afford them both and i'm forced to choose between the bed and the house? which one will get me abducted quicker??!?

or just forget about all that, kill me now and put my in the very last one of these coffins

This bitch is cooking me dinner

Muscles in a white wine shallot garlic parsley broth with steak tartar and sautéed spinach.



Don't you just wanna bounce up awn it?

Yup....

I can't stop watching this.