Thursday, February 24, 2011

New Genitals Concept

Yes.
I have decided.
Rather than:

I wish that my vagina's placement were like this:
Beneficial for several reasons, mainly not having to make a single movement during intercourse, or how I like to say, just get it over with.
The obvious secondary benefit? Advancement in aiming urine stream, of course.
Runner up: Simply insert tampon without having to burrow while standing up (for the busy woman on the go.)



2 comments:

  1. brilliant. hopefully this will be possible to have through some sort of elective surgery in our lifetimes. might i also suggest the addition of a small flap to cover that whole mess up when not in use? something similar to the button up flap on the back of little kids pajama onesies but physiologically more like a kangaroo pouch.

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  2. I am not sure what's going on. Mostly, because I don't know any vagina's personally.

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